No way...Not me!

In the interest of "keeping it real" (and because my mom would have hacked into my blog and shared this if I didn't)...here goes:

- It wasn't me who lectured her children about behaving all the way to the little cafe where we ate lunch with girlies from my family on Monday. I would never be nervous about my children's behavior. No...not me...I have perfect children.

- And it wasn't me who upon leaving said lunch couldn't find her van keys...anywhere. Not me...I never lose or forget anything.

- And it wasn't me who then found said keys in the ignition of the van...with all four doors of the van totally unlocked. Not me...I would never be so absentminded as to do that.

- And it certainly wasn't me who then realized that not only were the keys in the ignition with the doors unlocked the entire time we were at the cafe - but the van was ON...yes, the entire time we were at the cafe!

All I have to say is: Praise the Lord we live in Mayberry! (And yes, I've already told Jas about this!)