Noah is still holding firm to his stance that he is never getting married. He recently had an epiphany about how to make sure that happens....
N: "Mama, did you know that some people wear a fake ring so that everything thinks they are married?"
Me: "Yes, I did know that."
N: "I am going to do that so no gets me. Even if it costs like $50...it would be worth it to make sure no one gets me!"